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• So Damn True...

  

  Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firefighters. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing w... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Rock Vs. Paper Vs Scissors

  

  I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no f***ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Next Purchase

  

  Check THIS out! It’s a USB powered pole dancer!Isn’t that the coolest thing you’ve ever seen? If you’re just sitting around at the at the station, your office... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Talk With God…

  

  ……….Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been a very long time since I last spoke with you. I must admit, I have sinned, well, quite a bit. Im unkept, Im... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Stress Relief Technique

  

  People are always asking me how I handle the load of stress that I do. Well.. do what I do, I tell them.Try this – it really works!!! Read more

  Posted on 21 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Short, Simple, and Sweet, “NO”.

  

  I kinda like the word “no”. I’ve been saying it a lot lately. Of course the people I’ve been saying it to really don’t seem to like that word at all. Guess... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• What Next!

  

  S**T, I wonder where he learned that! This afternoon, my adorable, youngest son climbed up on the couch, leaned his head back, sighed deeply, stared blankly at... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bite-Size Memories…

  

  When we were kids, some of the greatest pleasures came from the simplest of sources:The box that a gift came inHelium balloonsA new toothbrush... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Paying The Price Now…

  

  I have some of the most vile, disgusting, nasty, green fog, odorific, horrid, peas and carrots, rank, putrifying, awful, beastly, black, dirty, disagreeable,... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION