Midlifemargaritas
Not gonna lie, I'm here for the drama and the cocktails! Wife, Mom and Blog Boss. I'm on Instagram and Facebook too if you're bored. I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://www.midlifemargaritas.com/
I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :) This blog is about how a crazy mid-life mom/wife handles life with humor and alcohol. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://midlifemargaritas.com/
Blogging about life, menopause, kids and cocktails...
LATEST ARTICLES ( 413 )
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Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.
So leave it to Bernie Sanders to save the year of 2021 with memes we can all laugh at. Even Bernie! Apparently he loved the memes and who will ever forget... Read more
Posted on 25 January 2021 LIFESTYLE -
My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margarita...
I thought 2021 would start off rocky but move in an upwards motion. NOPE. I didn’t post last week because so much craziness hit me all at once and I had to... Read more
Posted on 18 January 2021 LIFESTYLE -
2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And...
Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. Read more
Posted on 04 January 2021 LIFESTYLE -
19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps
Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we... Read more
Posted on 28 December 2020 LIFESTYLE -
How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year...
Christmas is not cancelled. It’s just going to be a bit untraditional with a side of shitshow cornbread this year. I’m going to walk you through a stress free... Read more
Posted on 21 December 2020 LIFESTYLE -
The Karens Have Taken Over The Internet And They Are Growing Like A Pack Of...
You know what they call a pack of Karens? A Complaint or Terror. (According to some Reddit thread) I am so over the “Karens” of the world. And I’m not talking... Read more
Posted on 14 December 2020 LIFESTYLE -
10 Of The Funniest Christmas Tweets That Would Even Make The Grinch Lol.
2020 has not been our friend. Thanksgiving was a bust and Christmas is not longer much better. SO we turned to Twitter to make us laugh and chuckle while... Read more
Posted on 07 December 2020 LIFESTYLE -
A Very Merry Covid Holiday. Keep Your Spirits And Masks Up!
Well it was bound to happen. Both the hubster and myself have been hijacked by the Covid. We wear masks, wash our hands, don’t touch our faces and barely go... Read more
Posted on 30 November 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Best 5 Holiday Gifts To Give Her. Oprah and Santa’s Elves Agree.
It’s 2020 and we aren’t even sure if we can gather for the holidays, much less give gifts. BUT, if you plan to still play Santa or ship out a gift or two or... Read more
Posted on 23 November 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Ok Pinterest, You Make Holiday Decorations Look So Easy But You Make Me Feel Lik...
I want to be one of those super creative people that makes their own holiday decorations. I am NOT one of those people. Unfortunately, Pinterest makes me feel... Read more
Posted on 16 November 2020 LIFESTYLE -
How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And...
Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the... Read more
Posted on 09 November 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Election 2020. Will It Be The End Of Humankind Or Will It Be What We Need To Fin...
We are just a few days away from Election Day 2020. Is this the end of the world? A new fresh start? Armageddon? I think we are all very anxious and excited in ... Read more
Posted on 02 November 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years.
Think back to when you were really young. Even before that. Anything spooky happen to you? And not just at Halloween. Did dead relatives visit you? Did you... Read more
Posted on 26 October 2020 LIFESTYLE -
What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Hallowee...
Mercury in Retrograde means the planet Mercury appears to stop and move backwards from it’s orbit. This means during this time, all the bad things that happen,... Read more
Posted on 19 October 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Another Hilarious Woman in Comedy! Meet Tara Brown!
You all know I love a comedian. I especially love a woman comedian. I had the fantastic opportunity to Zoom interview Tara Brown of Tara Brown Comedy. She is... Read more
Posted on 12 October 2020 LIFESTYLE -
13 Hair-Raising Halloween Facts That Will Make Your Skin Crawl And Give You...
Not really that scary but still. Everyone loves a good scare now and then. Do you have a scary story to tell? Leave in the comments! Read more
Posted on 05 October 2020 LIFESTYLE -
How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus...
How’s that for a terrifying title? Thank goodness there isn’t a Pumpkin Spice shortage yet am I right? If that fall vibe hasn’t hit you yet, it will. Read more
Posted on 28 September 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Open Letter to the Downright Hateful Ass Algorithms on Social Media All Over...
Can you tell I’m a little ticked Mr. Algorithm? You change constantly and I feel like you are doing it on purpose. Don’t you get it? We (people all over the... Read more
Posted on 21 September 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone.
I know 2020 hasn’t been very kind or helpful to most of us. Maybe some of you have it pretty good right now and if you do, you probably shouldn’t tell anyone. Read more
Posted on 14 September 2020 LIFESTYLE -
Adventures During Covid
Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either... Read more
Posted on 07 September 2020 LIFESTYLE