Midlifemargaritas
Not gonna lie, I'm here for the drama and the cocktails! Wife, Mom and Blog Boss. I'm on Instagram and Facebook too if you're bored. I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://www.midlifemargaritas.com/
I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :) This blog is about how a crazy mid-life mom/wife handles life with humor and alcohol. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://midlifemargaritas.com/
Blogging about life, menopause, kids and cocktails...
LATEST ARTICLES ( 414 )
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If We Can’t Get Through 2022, It Could Possibly Increase The Likelihood For...
I’m trying to get a leg up on what might happen in 2022. Absolutely no telling though. Didn’t see 2020 21 coming the way it did. But the third year of the... Read more
Posted on 22 November 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Clothing That Plus Size Women Over 50 Need To Avoid And Still Look Like A Class...
Well this post is going to get me canceled for sure. I’m breaking the rules and calling out my sister “Big Girls” to stop trying to look like a 20 something... Read more
Posted on 15 November 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon...
Hello Lovelies! It’s November and I am stressing about buying Christmas gifts. With all this talk of Supply Chain problems, I’m worried I won’t get gifts ordere... Read more
Posted on 08 November 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Shout-Out To The Kids That Went All Out For Halloween. The Rest Of You Didn’t...
Maybe it was the Supply Chain shortages or maybe the Spirit store just didn’t have the coolest costumes but Halloween costumes sucked this year. Read more
Posted on 01 November 2021 LIFESTYLE -
I’ve Been On a Short Blog Break But I’m Back And Ready To Kick Ass, So Don’t...
Hey YOU! I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted a really witty or inspiring post but I have my reasons. There are rumors out there that I had too many... Read more
Posted on 25 October 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Are Pineapple Symbols Welcoming and Hospitable Or Are They Symbolic of The...
A few years ago I wrote about the Pineapple as the Symbol for swingers. Thought I’d tweak it a little and let you all decide! Keep it clean in the comments! Read more
Posted on 27 September 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Red Flags That You Are In A MLM Cult And What You Should Do Next To Get Out...
What? You haven’t watched the LuLaRich docuseries yet? Friends, you really need to watch it. I found it on Amazon Prime and the real life drama, #bossbabes,... Read more
Posted on 20 September 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Midlife It’s Crazy Moments (So Far Anyway)
This week’s post is from the awesome Tera Johnson-Swartz of Midlifeit.com. When I started chatting with Missy, I was stoked for the opportunity to swap guest... Read more
Posted on 13 September 2021 LIFESTYLE -
It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want...
I turned 55 today. I still feel 21 mentally and and it probably shows. But, I’m not going to apologize. Lately I’ve noticed other adults acting like middle... Read more
Posted on 02 September 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share
Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your... Read more
Posted on 23 August 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Another Year, Another Birthday And Everyday Should Be Celebrated Like You Are...
Todays message comes to you via the parking lot of a Sheet’s gas station while I suck down a chocolate milkshake. Thought I’d write from here instead of at... Read more
Posted on 16 August 2021 LIFESTYLE -
I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 Am And No One Cared That I Almost...
It’s hard to continue to love your family when they’re not there for you in your greatest hour of need. Not even the Dog. So here’s what happened: We recently... Read more
Posted on 09 August 2021 LIFESTYLE -
How To Find Some Sanity By Writing A To-Do List And Letter Writing Campaign...
I wake up every morning thinking this will be the day I will be like Cinderella and clean my house with the singing birds and mice helping and all will be... Read more
Posted on 26 July 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Midlife Moving and Grooving But My Brain Can’t Remember Which Moving Box The...
Hey Friends! Most of you know that we recently downsized to an apartment (A very Luxury place!) and we are still unpacking. Problem is, can’t find s#!t. Boxes... Read more
Posted on 19 July 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Another Round of Hilarious Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Mind During...
We just moved into our new home and since I am trying to unpack my life in a new place, I decided to keep me from posting another rant, I’d find stuff that... Read more
Posted on 13 July 2021 LIFESTYLE -
July 4th Is Being Celebrated Here Once Again In The USA, But Not Without...
Trigger Warnings abound for this one folks. Read at your own risk and try not to lose your minds in the comments and DM’s please! Today is July 4th and that... Read more
Posted on 04 July 2021 LIFESTYLE -
Why You Should Care About Britney Spears Conservatorship And What It Means To...
The following post is only my opinion. She was 16 when the fame really started to hit for Britney. She was young, beautiful and every boy wanted her and every... Read more
Posted on 28 June 2021 LIFESTYLE -
When Your Ancestry.com DNA Test Leads To The Lost Colony And Your Husband May...
So I jumped on the DNA Test bandwagon. I’ve heard so many cool stories of finding long lost relatives and crazy family history that I felt I needed to see what’... Read more
Posted on 21 June 2021 LIFESTYLE -
A Midlife Guide To The Empty Nest Lifestyle While Cheerfully Embracing The Lates...
We just returned home from a weeks vacation at the coast. Walked in the front door and groaned. We have to start packing for our upcoming move. Ok, we kinda... Read more
Posted on 14 June 2021 LIFESTYLE -
This Week We Are On Vacation. The Wi-Fi Sucks But The Margaritas Are Strong.
Every summer we take a break and head to N. Myrtle Beach, SC. Same place, same condo, same friends and family. It is about the only place I can truly relax. Read more
Posted on 07 June 2021 LIFESTYLE