Martinfullard
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Martin Fullard: UAE Uncut
http://www.martinfullard.wordpress.com/
A satirical social commentary of all things UAE.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 89 )
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114. Horn
As you know, here at UAE Uncut headquarters we do like a good invention and we are also very fond of history. Of all the species on Earth, man can lay claim... Read more
Posted on 19 December 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
113. Rain
Being English I have a not so unique ability to comment on the weather an awful lot. When I was still living in Surrey I used to awake from slumber each... Read more
Posted on 17 December 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
112. Desert
Being a cross breed of English and Irish I have a particular penchant for greenery. I love it and I miss it. I miss looking out of my old bedroom window at th... Read more
Posted on 12 December 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
111. School
It would seem that no matter where you are in the world the topic of good school-bad school is never too far from the tip of ones tongue. Read more
Posted on 10 December 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
110. Round up
One or two of you may have noticed that UAE Uncut has been unusually quiet over the last week or so. Don’t fret, I’m ok, but sadly my laptop is not. Read more
Posted on 09 December 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
109. Accountants
Mankind has been through a hell of a lot over the last 2000 years or so. We really have had it all; disease, war, famine, genocide, natural disasters,... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
108. Environment
Fullard is his name eh? Eliminate him. But be sure to dispose of the body in an environmentally friendly fashion…The planet is a moody thing. Read more
Posted on 26 November 2012 ENVIRONMENT, EXPAT, TRAVEL -
107. Beckham
Publicity is a curse upon this world. In the good old days when the world was powered by steam and swords the only celebrities were the ruling monarchs, a few... Read more
Posted on 25 November 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
106. Mistake
What are the odds that it will burn me twice?Do you remember that time when you were about 6 years old when you wondered just how hot the iron was? Read more
Posted on 19 November 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
105. Teenagers
Do you remember being aged around 15-17? I do, vividly. They were some of the best years of my life yet also some of the worst. Read more
Posted on 18 November 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
104. Cyber Crime
Ever since I started UAE Uncut I have always been very mindful of where I am and have always tried to avoid biting the hand that feeds me. I think I do a good... Read more
Posted on 14 November 2012 EXPAT, LEGAL, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
103. Car Industry
I was born in 1984, slap bang in the middle of Thatcherism. I may have missed out on the milk, but I didn’t miss out on the legacy. Read more
Posted on 11 November 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
102. Fashion II
A while ago I decided that it was time to branch out and join the popular fold of beauty/fashion blogs. In all honesty it didn’t go very well. Read more
Posted on 09 November 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
101. Grand Prix
You are reading the words of a man who has been obsessed with Formula 1 since 1991. Ever since I was a young boy I have followed the likes of Ayrton Senna and... Read more
Posted on 07 November 2012 EXPAT, MOTO, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
100. Century
UAE Uncut thanks YOU! And the UAE, without the UAE this would just be a blank, pointless website.Well, we did it. We got to 100 blog columns. In just 9 months... Read more
Posted on 05 November 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
99. Weatherman
And today there will be some unsettled tractors falling on Manchester…It was my third birthday. I was supposed to be having a party, nothing ostentatious,... Read more
Posted on 03 November 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
98. First Aid
First aid is a basic fundamental practice that is taught world over to people of all ages. It’s a great idea and potentially life saving. There you are walking... Read more
Posted on 31 October 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
97. Healthcare
I, like many similar to me, have a saying: “see, told you so.” We think we know it all, we think we have worked it all out before the authorities and we think... Read more
Posted on 29 October 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL -
96. Immaculate Conception
There are certain things that I need to see in order to believe. I for one want to know what really happened to former British weapons expert David Kelly. Read more
Posted on 25 October 2012 CURRENT, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, SOCIETY, TRAVEL -
95. Anxiety?
My issues with panic attacks and anxiety disorder have been well documented on these pages. I’ve been to hell and back within my own rogue mind. Of course,... Read more
Posted on 23 October 2012 EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, TRAVEL