Lazidaisical
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Lazidaisical
http://lazidaisical.blogspot.com/
as a kid i would fuse words together. this one still describes me pretty well.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 44 )
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I Had a Dream Last Night That I Was Seeing a Psychiatrist...
I had a dream last night that I was seeing a psychiatrist for the very first time on account of my paranoias interfering with my day-to-day life. "What is your... Read more
Posted on 06 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Torn
I did a stupid thing last night. It was 10:45 pm and a Taco Bell commercial came on while my hubby and I were watching HGTV... And I sent him out to get some. Read more
Posted on 31 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Wanderlust is One of the Worst Ailments to Come Down With...
Wanderlust is one of the worst ailments to come down with when you're seven and a half months pregnant - not much can be done to cure it. (Pics from my passport... Read more
Posted on 26 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Solicited Advice
This weekend's Trifecta challenge is to sum up your own personal writing process in three words. Mine: * * * * * Drink. Seethe. Erupt. Read more
Posted on 14 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Child's Perspective
There's a Warhol exhibit in town and I took my 3-year-old daughter to see it. One of the installations was a small theatre room running a film featuring a serie... Read more
Posted on 12 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sums Me Up
* * * * * Paranoid personality disorder (PPD) is a mental disorder characterized by paranoia and a pervasive, long-standing suspiciousness and generalized... Read more
Posted on 05 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Award-Winning Family
While cleaning and doing stuff this morning, I noticed we've got just about enough trophies to start somewhat of a collection by now, so I rearranged some... Read more
Posted on 28 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Cowboy Crosswalk
This is a traffic sign I always pass on my way to prenatal yoga. By the looks of it, you'd think I live in a rundown trailer in the middle of nowhere and have t... Read more
Posted on 23 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sexual Frustration
She suspected every carnal nerve in her body curved around and underneath her breasts, bypassing them completely, then swung a loop away from her vulva and... Read more
Posted on 19 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
More Desert
Because I can't get enough lately. We're toying heavily with the idea of moving back home to Texas, to San Antonio - home of The Mothafuckin' SPURS (sorry it's... Read more
Posted on 17 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
About Boobs
No surprise here. People are reacting ignorantly to Angelina Jolie's decision to have a double mastectomy to lower her 87% chance of developing breast cancer... Read more
Posted on 15 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Camping in the Desert
Posted on 06 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Some Things Happen Exactly Once
I'm on horseback, being led by a Mexican telenovela star, armed with a high-caliber rifle. Not an uncommon sight in these parts. Read more
Posted on 26 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Desert Flowers
Haha. Not that I consider myself one. Read more
Posted on 21 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Desert Flowers
Posted on 21 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Portrait of a Charmer
"He told me the balloons wouldn't pop," I complained. "But he says he was just being sarcastic. I know it seems logical that they WOULD pop, tied to a tree... Read more
Posted on 11 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Public Service Announcement
Avoiding relationships means you'll avoid feeling anything more or less than neutral Cutting ties means you won't have to feel a thing when a family member has... Read more
Posted on 10 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Throwing Caution to the Wind
I decided today to wake up feeling grateful instead of debilitatingly paranoid. I'm twiddling with the idea of having faith in something, preferably God, like... Read more
Posted on 09 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Cut-up Sentences as Poetry
* * * * * * * * * * A vibrant garden needs pollinators. Many kinds and sizes in shades of pink and lavender to scarlet, Tiny flowers in tight bunches splashes o... Read more
Posted on 05 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Mad Libs as Poetry
* * * * * * * * * * Ever since I was knee-high to a dingo, I have loved watching hookers perform their pussy tricks // If you've never seen a magician pull a... Read more
Posted on 02 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION