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LATEST ARTICLES ( 57 )

• The Curse of the Office Pool Party

  We all have people in our lives that we consider “clothes on” people. These are the people we try not to think about in any other way but fully clothed. Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Well That Was A Little Awkward

  Two times each week, our office cleaning staff come in to vacuum the carpet. They are nice Mexican women with a somewhat limited understanding of the English... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Urban Cowboy

  The door swung open, and there stood a man, but this was no ordinary man. Dressed in his finest cowboy boots, blue jeans, oversized belt buckle, tasselled shirt... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why Dave Matthews Band?

  I love Dave Matthews Band. If someone were to ask me to close my eyes and describe my “happy place”, I’d be at the Gorge Amphitheatre in Washington State, Leia... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Journey to Hell

  We’ve all been there, we all hate it, but somehow in spite of the overwhelming feeling of dread we get at the very thought of it, it keeps drawing us back time... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Splatman

  I heard the stupidest thing on the radio today. Two PhD students in physics actually conducted a study, and concluded that if Batman were to jump off a 400ft... Read more

  Posted on 10 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Twitter Dot Com

  I don’t “get” Twitter. Maybe it’s my age showing, but I struggle to see the point of it. Maybe I haven’t been using Twitter long enough, or maybe I’m not using... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Daze Of Our Lives

  If you’ve ever worked in an office environment, you’ve likely found yourself at one time or another sitting at your desk with your head down, eyes closed and... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Jeep Dealershit

  I recently purchased a new Jeep Wrangler, and have been very pleased with my decision to do so. Three weeks have now passed since I took possession of the... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Chuck Norris Vs. Justin Bieber's Pants

  I don’t tend to give a whole lot of thought to fashion, but it’s been getting harder and harder to sit idly by as I watch these atrocities happening around me.... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Say What??

  She arrived at the fast food restaurant counter, with baby in tow, ready to place her order. It was at this moment that one thing became very much apparent… thi... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Please Mr. Freeze!!

  Mr. Freeze season is now upon us! I like a jumbo sized Mr. Freeze frozen treat every now and then, and really, who doesn’t? As a kid, I can remember riding my... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Proactive Procrastination

  Have you ever had one of those days where you’re at work with either nothing to do, or absolutely no motivation to do it? Of course you have, everybody who’s... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Car Parts

  After-market car accessories are a great way to personalize your vehicle, and provide an outlet for expressing yourself to both pedestrians and other drivers... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Baby On Board

  I'll never understand why over-protective parents feel the need to put those stupid "Baby on Board" stickers on the back window of their minivans. Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Chips Vs. Pretzels - No Contest

  Hey, here’s something I bet you’ve never really thought much about… the popularity of chips over pretzels. Everybody loves chips, I mean really, what’s not to... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Chili Guy

  “I’ll have a medium chili and a diet Coke” said the man in the car ahead of me to the drive-thru speaker. The woman on the other end replied “Sorry, we’re all... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• English: The Text Generation

  Being in my mid/late thirties, I’m not “old” by any stretch of the imagination, or at least I don’t think I am. That said, I have noticed something lately that ... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Lone Soldier

  Alone, it proudly stands. Does it lead the charge forward, or has it fallen behind in retreat? I suspect I know the truth, yet cannot bring myself to face it. Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hip Hop Happy Meal

  It’s been right there in front of us all along, an unlikely partnership having gone undetected for nearly 30 years. Fast food restaurants and the musical world... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION