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• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Umm. News Flash. That Ain’t Her Real Hair. That Shh!...

  

  Hell, yeah my family likes to eat. Pixie Stix are for pussies. Gimme some meat. The Redneck Prophecy has been fulfilled. If you BBQ it, fry it or just leave it... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Everyone Is Suffering From A Severe Case Of Solo Fever. Symptoms...

  

  Freakin’ finally. Kendall’s in the hizzle, bitches. It’s MY reputation out there. So if I need to f*** with some little minds…so be it. Now who wants a solo?... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: We Go Together Like Pixie Stix, Cold Mountain Dew And The...

  

  Trust me. There’s a Government Hair Conspiracy out there that no one ever talks about. My menthols bring all the boys to the yard like rama lama ding dong,... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Just Got A Fierce Dose Of Rude,...

  

        Hey, bitches. Sup? Fix yo’ face, cuz the Tight & Right tag team is about to get all up in it. Mmkay?        ... Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Put On Your Blue Suede Shoes So You Don’t Stub Your...

  

  I feel like a chunky lemon. And Pamela Anderson, if she had no boobs and a poop in a can tan. Not gonna lie. This wedgie probably ain’t coming out until the... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: You Better Work…And Sparkle…Baby, Because It’s The Little Mis...

  

  If this doesn’t make you all spit out your flippers, nothing will. Welcome to Las Vegas, kids! I’m pretty sure the Dry Cleaner with the curly black hair just... Read more

  Posted on 26 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Umm. Duh. Even A Door Nut Knows That It’s Time For...

  

      For the last time. It’s called Teacup piglet. Not Tranny piglet. I swear you people are just Pignorant.         Listen... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Potty Mouths And Body Shots, Hip Hop Flops And Booty Pops Can Only...

  

  This is Abby, your Captain speaking. Please turn off your cell phones because this s*** is about to get real. I can count on one hand how many times I’ve been t... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Ain’t No Hairpiece High Enough, Ain’t No Flipper White...

  

          rΕd®uΜ…           My Home Depot sandblast tan makes me feel like the King of the World! And makes me... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: That’s Right. You’d Better Redneckognize How Beautimou...

  

  It’s so much better than sex. You get way more than one person will ever need…and they double bag it so it never breaks open in your back seat. All I know is... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Boyz In Da Hood? It’s The Revenge Of The Candy Apples When Cathy...

  

  We’re gonna rid this town of every Candy Apple in existence, even if I have to eat them all myself! Please. When I open my eyes, Vivi-Anne is suddenly a mean... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: Even For A Good Cause, All The Claws Come Out. It’s Nothing...

  

  How about I save us all some time and just slap the stupid right out of you? You just keep talkin’ Renee. Got a little leftover Ragu right up here I’ve been... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Yup…She’s Back! Honey Boo Boo Child Just Scored A Perfect 10...

  

  MmmHmm. I’m all that and a pack of crackers. Bought on sale. With a coupon. In a Buy 1 / Get 1 family pack, bitch. Pthffffft. I got more crowns than my Uncle go... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Alana Is Back And She Done Brung Her Family With Her!...

  

  That’s right, bitches. I’m back. And you’re gonna need a jug of Honey Booze Booze to wash down all of this Redneckosity! OMG! Triple bonus coupons on Brawny,... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Paige Gets The Boot And Jill Gets Her Bump-It Back When The ALDC...

  

  Sing along. I’m Bringing Bump-Its Back. Them other Dance Moms don’t know how to act. Shut. Up. I would kill for a juicy drumstick as big as that boot Paige is... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: Whacking Knees And Whacking Balls. New Alliances Start Formin...

  

  Seriously. If we have to discuss this thing one more time someone’s getting all five of these right up their gob. Seriously. Check it out. I can fit five golf... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s Mini Beyoncé Vs. Mia-donna When The Hollywood Stars...

  

  I bring mad flava to every pageant. Four bags of mad flava, actually. Skittles. Taste the rainbow and eat my dust. Lawd have mercy. You try living with Beyoncé... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: Everyone Has Some Daddy Issues When Giana Goes Behind Bars,...

  

  No. For the millionth time, it’s not “Team Edward or Jacob.” It’s “Team Jacquie.” Were you even listening to me? And I didn’t text anything bad. Just a... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child! It’s Time To Holla For Anothe...

  

  Seriously. It’s enough to send you face down into a Mud Bog. Honey Boo Boo Child is revving up her 4-wheeler and there’s no where to hide, people. No where at... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Hop A Rocket Ship To A Glittery Galaxy Far, Far Away. It’s Th...

  

  Pardon me, Ma’am. I know you’re a bitch and all, but is that Go Go Juice that you’re not sharing? He said there was some kinda tension between him and that lady... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO