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Comedian Shalewa Sharpe at Elaine’s Piano Bar Tonight for Free
Tomorrow night Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents comedian Shalewa Sharpe at Elaine’s Piano Bar for free. Show starts at 8:00 p.m. Read more
Posted on 10 May 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Slice of Life Comedy Presents Comedian Tim Northern Tonight at PULP
Slice of Life Comedy presents a comedy showcase featuring comedian Tim Northern tonight at the PULP. Doors open at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9:00 p.m. Tickets... Read more
Posted on 09 May 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Comedian Sean Patton at Dirty South Lounge Tonight
Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents Comedian Sean Patton at the Dirty South Lounge tonight. Show starts at 9:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 and can be... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
American Pie Meets the Renaissance Festival Sequel?
I like to imagine this is what Geek Out Asheville will be like this Saturday minus the renaissance outfits and add the superhero outfits. Read more
Posted on 02 May 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
White House Correspondent’s Dinner Roundup: Conan, Obama, and Steven...
As a former political junkie, the nerd prom is my favorite event of the year. Better enjoy these dinners while you can before Biden or Rubio take over in 2016,... Read more
Posted on 29 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Monday Morning Fail- Follow Me on Twitter Taken Literally
Follow me on Twitter @citizenthymes of course! via Pleated Read more
Posted on 29 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Slice of Life Comedy Presents Comedian Eric Trundy Tonight at the Pulp
Slice of Life Comedy presents a comedy showcase featuring comedian Eric Trundy tomorrow night at the PULP. Doors open at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9:00 p.m.... Read more
Posted on 25 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
New Stand Up Comedy Open Mic Freak Show Starts at The Odditorium Tonight
A new Asheville stand up comedy open mic starts tonight at The Odditorium. From the Facebook Event Page: West Asheville’s first comedy open mic night! Read more
Posted on 23 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Man Pranks Strangers by Instagramming Their Food
This is hilarious given the amount of food photos on Instagram. Now I admit I’m pretty bad about posting photos of my food to Instagram. Read more
Posted on 22 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Slice of Life Comedy Presents Comedian Tom Scheve Tonight at PULP
Slice of Life Comedy presents a comedy showcase featuring comedian Tom Scheve tomorrow night at the PULP. Doors open at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9:00 p.m.... Read more
Posted on 18 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Laugh Your Asheville Off Announces Third Headliner for 2013 Festival
The 7th annual Laugh Your Asheville Off comedy festival has announced the third headliner of the festival. Comedian Hampton Yount will headline the August 16th... Read more
Posted on 18 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep Doesn’t Understand How Asheville Mayor...
ASHEVILLE- Mayor Terry Bellamy has pledged to fast and pray for 24 days as a solution to solve a $6 million budget gap the city of Asheville faces due to cuts... Read more
Posted on 17 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Reddit User Posts Picture of Crazy Huge Black Bear in East Asheville
Check out this huge black bear pic on Asheville Reddit by user beenhazed: This black bear was spotted in East Asheville at the condo community The Cloisters.... Read more
Posted on 15 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Monday Morning Fail, Exercise Ball Fails Compilation
While you reach for that seventh cup of coffee just know your life could be worse, you could have been one of the above people. The fascination around exercise... Read more
Posted on 15 April 2013 HUMOR, VIRAL -
Comedian Joe DeRosa at Lexington Avenue Brewery Tomorrow Night
Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents Comedian Joe DeRosa at the Lexington Avenue Brewery tonight. Show starts at 9:00 p.m. Tickets are $7 and can be... Read more
Posted on 08 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Paul Strickland at Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar Tonight
Tomorrow night Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents comedian Paul Strickland at Elaine’s Piano Bar for free. Show starts at 8:00 p.m. Read more
Posted on 05 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Thief Steals Red Honey’s Money, Two Shows Tonight at LAB to Try to Recoup Cash...
The band Red Honey had saved $750 to produce their new album, but unfortunately that money was stolen after the lead singer left it in her car. Read more
Posted on 04 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Asheville Bids on Ironman, Asheville Man Says No Reason to Give a Rich Tony Star...
ASHEVILLE- As a proud conservative Asheville resident Mike Taylor believes the wealthy should be rewarded for their success and not penalized by the government... Read more
Posted on 03 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Slice of Life Comedy Presents Comedian Blayr Nias at PULP Tomorrow Night,...
Slice of Life Comedy presents a comedy showcase featuring comedian Blayr Nias tomorrow night at the PULP. Doors open at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9:00 p.m.... Read more
Posted on 03 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Laugh Your Asheville Off Comedy Festival Announces Headliner, Comic Submissions...
The headlining comedian at the 7th annual Laugh Your Asheville Off comedy festival will be Rory Scovel. Scovel will be taking the stage on Wednesday, August 14t... Read more
Posted on 02 April 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY
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Citizen Thymes
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Founded by Bürger Thymian Nachrichten, the Citizen Thymes published its first issue in 1861. The first issue reported on citizens’ apprehension toward the Civil War after Asheville lost its first casualty to the war, Bobby Lee. Lee died of sunstroke on a sweltering Asheville summer day, while protesting the treatment of horses in battle.
In 1866, the Citizen Thymes was awarded the Honest Abe award for uncovering the Civil War wasn’t so civil, but instead just another war resulting in 618,000 deaths.
Over the past 151 years, the Citizen Thymes has been the go to source for Asheville news, including that one time George Washington Vanderbilt II built a castle but forgot to incorporate roller coasters and cotton candy, but still charges us the price of a theme park ticket to visit. As long as there is news, the Citizen Thymes hopes to be there to fulfill its motto of “mutus -a –um verax-acis.”
The Citizen Thymes is a weekly newspaper publishing new content online every Monday.



