Chantellejahara

LATEST ARTICLES ( 59 )

• Tachyons in My Teepee: How to Rule the World!

  

  Teepee up? Check Sitar music and incense? Happening. Orgasmatron-ed? Yeeeeesss! What about that Quantum Physics book? In my hands - Marked and dog eared,... Read more

  Posted on 17 May 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Open Letter to World Leaders – You’re Doing It Wrong!

  

  Dear Presidents, Premiers, Prime Ministers, Oligarchs, and Billionaires, I have to let you in on a secret. The trajectory which you have fixed the course of you... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Destroying Beauty - One Bad Decision at a Time.

  

  Have you ever met someone who is just, simply and plainly, gorgeous? Not in the physical sense necessarily. More, they are every synonym of beautiful: serene,... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• The First Rule of Perfection - There is No Perfection

  

  I bring good news; of the worldly sort. Perfection is dying. There will be no heir to the ancient throne. There are cracks in the monarchy. Only that. Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Dune - The Best Cult in the Universe

  

  Cults never go out of fashion. There will always be a slice of the human population who fall for the same trap that moths do. They fly towards the brighter,... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• the Key That Unlocks Yoga

  

  Is it: Find a yoga school with the most skilled teachers. Go to an ashram in India; study with a highly recommended guru. Find the best and oldest style of yoga... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Finger on the Pulse of the World: 6 Hot Entrepreneur Ideas

  

  Want to create a business in sync with the evolving demands of community and country? Here’s where the business pulse is headed. Beauty and Health One word:... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Dear Presidentess: Do I Choose the Red Pill Or the Blue Pill. Help Me!

  

  From: Dave Subject: To be or not to be. Because anybody can be Magic MikeDear Presidentess, How can I make the right decisions in life? Do I take the job? Or... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• It Was Just a Prank. Now the Whole World's Doing It.

  Oh dear. I think I created some bloody, protein-rich karma. It was only supposed to be a joke destined to fizzle out in cyberspace. How was I to know that... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Now the Whole World's Doing It Caveman-style.

  

  Oh dear. I think I created some bloody, protein-rich karma. It was only a joke destined to fizzle out in cyberspace. How was I to know that millions of people... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Cosmic Lettuce Explains Entanglement Theory

  

  Cosmic Lettuce at our Science OfficeI know what you’re thinking: How far advanced is my island nation that lettuces study fringe science! Am I right? I see,... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Zoolander Reveals the Secret to Enlightenment

  

  Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really really, ridiculously good looking? – Derek Zoolander 2001 He asked this catwalk-pivota... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Paradise Found! And It's Not 5 Star Service Or a Spa.

  

  Guess what?! I missed my last blog instalment because I was on Mars. That was the feeling. Actually I was on an island off the the southern end of Brazil's... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• He Who Shall Not Be Named Adapts to New Spiritual Paradigm

  

  It's kinda crazy to put up his picture because he is somebody you will never, ever see.I can’t tell you who leaked this phenomenal report about the current... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Yoga The Musical - The Future Blockbuster of Broadway

  

  I have to tell yer, I feel so enthusiastic for this bold idea, I embarrass myself. It’s a perfect vehicle to explore the dynamic meaning which yoga... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Yoga The Musical - The Future Bockbuster of Broadway

  

  I have to tell yer, I feel so enthusiastic for this bold idea, I embarrass myself. It’s a perfect vehicle to explore the dynamic meaning which yoga... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Yoga – The Musical

  

  Why is this not the biggest blockbuster Broadway or West End has ever seen?! I demand with enthusiasm so bold, I embarrass even myself. Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2013 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• 10…9…8…yada Yada Yada... Lets Party!

  

  Or not... you know, what ever tickles your fancy. For a portion of the world, the year is at an end. People of my island nation are practicing what they have... Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2012 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Dear Presidentess: One with Everything, Please!

  

  From: Adam Subject: Why am I unable to walk through walls? Becoming one with the wall: an ancient path to enlightenment.Dear Presidentess, I have been getting i... Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2012 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY

• Two Super Foods That Make Me Shimmer.

  

  (Use your best teenager angst) Oh Edward, why is it so difficult for people to believe who you really are!It’s a shame that editors pressured Stephanie Meyer... Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2012 BODY, MIND, SPIRIT, SPIRITUALITY