Untapped Resources

 by Ashley Lister 
 As has been mentioned this week, the theme of green often addresses the subject of being environmentally responsible. To this end we associate "green issues" with recycling - to extend an object’s perceived usefulness.
Consequently, I present below, a list of things that have never been used and could potentially be developed as untapped resources.
David Cameron’s conscienceNick Clegg’s ballsThe EDL’s brain cellsCuadrilla’s sense of moral responsibilityJust Bieber’s singing talentA Frenchman’s toothbrushWilliam Hague’s hair dryer A BBC comedy writer’s sense of humourBlackpool Council’s understanding of the phrase ‘road works’ The salad bar in an American McDonaldsThe royal family’s usefulness (untapped for centuries)UKIP’s racial toleranceAn ASDA shopper’s deodorant
Please add your own to this list in the comments box below. Together, I’m sure, we can help recycle some of the above.