Something we enjoy doing each week is to pull out the quotes that we think are the best from each True Blood episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.
Our FAVORITE quote from the episode is below in “BOLD.” If you have a favorite that is not listed below, feel free to tell us your favorite in the comments below!
Eps, 7.09 “Love is to Die” – Best Quotes
Bill to Sookie and Jessica: I don’t know how to explain myself other than to say that I have accepted my fate.
Jessica to Bill: All you have to do is drink this c*nt’s blood and all this could be over.
Pam to All in basement: As much appreciate a compelling character drama the Yakuza are upstairs so need I remind you to keep it the fuck down volume size.
Sookie to Bill: If you don’t drink her blood, you’re making a choice Bill. A choice you won’t have to live with, we will, Jessica and me.
Bill to Sookie: You’re right, I am making a choice, I’m choosing the true death.
Bill to Sookie: There are no words.
Bill to Jessica: As I know you know, I never wanted to make you vampire. Turning you was punishment for taking the life of one of our kind, but I am so proud of the vampire that you’ve become and I know you will stand out there on your own two feet just beautifully when I am gone. I renounce the ties of our blood and my dominion over you as my progeny. As you maker, Jessica, I release you.
Sookie: Where’d ya go Sam?
Sam in a letter to Sookie: The way I see it, is we live two lives here on earth sookie. The first is for us and the second is for our kids and we’ve gotta teach them what we know and what we’ve learned.
Big John to Arlene: If you build it, they will come.
Jason to Bridget: Saddle up Bridget because things are about to get a whole lot messier, I’m on my way.
Arlene to Sookie: We’re taking it real slow because we can’t have sex because it would kill him if we did.
Bill to Eric: She’ll learn to love someone else, but not while I’m on the planet.
Eric to Bill: Get over yourself Bill.
Bill to Eric: If she weren’t fae, she wouldn’t be drawn to us; we wouldn’t be drawn to her. It’s her light that pulls in, just as she is pulled to our darkness.
Bill to Eric: That’s what we are, Eric, that’s all we can give her. Like a moth to a flame she always returns to me, I want to set her free.
Eric to Bill: I”m over a 1000 years old Bill. If I had an aptitude for marriage counseling, don’t you think I would have figured that out by now?
Bill to Eric: This will be the last favor I ask of you Northman, and that’s a promise.
Jason to Bridget: We ain’t gonna have sex tonight. Trust me Bridget, it needed to be said.
Pam to Sarah: I’m taking you back to blonde.
Jason to Delta rep: All you’ve gotta do Marlise is push a button. Are you pushing it? Oh, come on now, push it, it will feel so good, I promise. Atta Girl Marlise.
Pam to Yakuza guards: I need to remove this gag, is that OK? El Gago, I need to removo.
Pam to Sarah: Listen up twat lips. I’m going to remove your gag ‘cause I can’t get the foils where i need to get ‘em with it on. But, please don’t mistake this for an act of kindness or an invitation to scream out because if you do these men will more than likely kill me. And, if I’m dead, there’s no telling what they’re going to do with you.
Pam to Sarah: You remind me of Mary of the whore house I used to run. She couldn’t see she was born a hooker and being a hooker was all she was ever going to be.
Pam to Sarah: If you play your cards right, you may just become the most highest paid trollope in history.
Jason to Bridget: For me Math was hard, girls weren’t.
Jason: Hoyt and Jessica belong together.
Bridget to Jason: I’m going to teach you how to not have sex with someone.
Sookie to Eric about Bill: Talkin’ to him tonight was like talking to a suicidal toddler.
Eric to Sookie: Death is scary, I’ve been avoiding it for a thousand years.
Eric to Ginger: Ginger, I’ve just spent my entire night flying around dealing with other people’s relationship problems, no does that sound like me to you? So if you’re feeling a little jilted because you weren’t the first person I came running to when I got cured, I apologize. And I would like to make it up to you by fucking you. Did you not hear me Ginger, you and I are finally gonna fuck.
Eric to Ginger: Let’s do this sweetheart. Where did you imagine us doing it?
Ginger to Eric: On the throne.
Mr. Gus to Eric: I offer you the world and all you offer me is lies.
Eric to Mr. Gus: She knows.
