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Transspeciesism: The Next Cultural Left Freakshow Cause D’Jour?

Posted on the 23 January 2015 by Calvinthedog
Transspeciesist rights now! Not now! Yesterday!

Transspeciesist rights now! Not now! Yesterday!

I can see the headlines now Dog Trapped in a Man’s Body Wants Species Change Surgery So He Can Transition to a Dog.

Inside the article, we will find some choice quotes: “From the earliest age, I always felt like a dog…As a toddler, I demanded to be fed out of the dog dish…I barked long before I spoke human words…The first time I heard the word “bitch” I felt a surge of excitement race through me but I did not know why. When I was 5 years old, my father said the word “dogcatcher” and I ran and hid under the couch. I was as puzzled as they were…

I have always held up one leg to pee, even in school restrooms. As a result, I was mercilessly teased all through my school years. They called me Wolfman, Fido and all sorts of other terrible names. When they wanted me for something, the teacher would call out, “Here boy!” and the whole class would laugh.

I cannot describe the pain I went through. I suffer from depression, anxiety and am suicidal. I have already made three suicide attempts. If I can’t change into a dog, I am afraid I will kill myself.”

This is your future. Soon taxpayers will funding species change operations so transdogs can change into the dogs they have always known they were.


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