Top Ten Reasons My American Friends Should Come Visit Me in Egypt

1. Pyramids and Sphinx!
2. Siwa Oasis, White Desert, Alexandria
3. "Koshari, Fatta, Foul; Ta'amiya"
4. Lemonade, fresh squeezed!
5. I have a huge apartment with a dedicated guest room, wifi, a delonghi espresso maker, a housekeeper, etc., luxurious life!
6. You will get mad cool points with your friends!
7. It is not every day you get to see a revolution in progress!
8. Don't worry, the soldiers will protect us!
9. If the soldiers don't protect us, the civil defense forces will, and we will have a revolutionary party in my large apartment!
10. Use your strong strong dollars to support the Egyptian People, and the Egyptian Economy!