Lights, Camera, Action:
”It’s like pouring boiling water on fire ants!”
One of the crazy followers of Antonia/Marnie. Maybe someone should tell him these ants don’t die and when they bite they really bite.
“Well, listen to you. God. Talk about bromance.”
Yes, Jessica, the love affair between Hoyt and Jason is respectable. Jason is such a good guy at heart. We can totally tell how much he struggled with his feelings for Jessica.
“A few stitches, little duct tape, pretty nurse, you’ll be good to go.”
Alcide to Tommy while he was in immense pain. They do say duct tape fixes everything except for a broken heart right?
“I am not going to die in Wiccan shit store with them. I REFUSE.”
No one can blame Tara for that comment, the whining would have me preferring Antonia’s wrath.
“This is your fault, all of it, and that is exactly what I’m going to tell the authority.”
Wooo Hooo, Bill finally gave it to Nan.
“When you were about to kill him, I just couldn’t bear the thought of a world without him in it. I think it was how I was able to stop you. I love you. I don’t want to lie to you, but I can’t help it. I love him too.”
This comment from Sookie to Eric could sum up the entire last two seasons, especially this one. How heartbreaking it was to hear her say those words which were both painful and completely honest. I don’t know who I hurt for more?
“Well, they bet on the wrong horse. It’s too bad.”
Now there is the Eric we know and love… yeah, Eric, we wonder who is more “lovable”, you or Bill.
“Marcus Bozeman is a dead f***ing wolf.”
I loved seeing the bad guy come out in Sam. I just wish his little brother didn’t have to die in order to see it.
“Then he drank 11 of my beers — passed out and started fartin’. Continuously.”
I almost spit my wine out, and I don’t waste wine. This was so funny and Jason obviously has no sympathy for Hoyt.
“You sure? Looks like you been sucking down V like it’s mother’s milk.”
This whole conversation between Terry and Andy was great. Perfectly written for both of their characters and a great addition to show how much they truly care about each other.
“Whatever. If she would have got-damn let her parakeet rest in peace, then Eric Northman and Bill Compton wouldn’t be marching on Moon Goddess to BLOW up my only f***ing cousin!”
Man, we love almost everything Lafayette says.
“Yeah I speak Latin, I need it for my job! No, of course I don’t, we’re just going to have to wing it.”
Holly to Tara with her wonderful sarcastic mouth, but she definitely speaks some truths to Tara when she needs to hear it.
“What the f*** do you know? TRUE DEATH FOR YOU TOO, NORTHMAN!”
Good thing Nan isn’t producing this show, there would be no vampires left to watch. Hmmm. I wonder if that is her ultimate plan.
“I feel some bad juju.”
Me too, Lafayette, but I think it’s that wine I spit out my nose earlier laughing.
“Sure you do… you hook up with a different wolf.”
Bad doggie! Alcide is going to make you pay for that one, Marcus.
“I know you are. You can take your first steps to free man tonight… when you walk all the way home!”
That was so brilliant of Terry, leaving Andy to walk home and have some time with his own thoughts.
This episode left us with the sound of kicking ass about to be unleashed! Did your favorite quote make the list? If not leave it in the comment section below.
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