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Top 10 Potatotasic French Fries Gifts

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10
Top 10 Potatotasic French Fries Gifts

Top 10 Potatotasic French Fries Gifts

From cushions to lip balms, these ten gifts you are about to see are all made for those of us who love french fries more than the burgers of life. So if you ever have the cravings for potato fries, but don’t want the calories, why not get one of these gift ideas instead…

Top 10 Potatotasic French Fries Gifts

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Top 10 Potatotasic French Fries Gifts

French Fry Gloves

French Fry Gloves

10 – Gloves

Keep your own potato fingers warm this winter with a pair of these finger licking fry gloves!

French Fry Bed

French Fry Bed

9 – Bed

Called the “Supersize Bed” it looks just as tasty as it does cool. As an added bonus, the fries can taken out of the sleeve and used as flexible bolster cushions!

French Fry Night Light

French Fry Night Light

8 – Night Light

If you have a little one who doesn’t like the dark, why not light up his life with a little light that looks just like a pack of fries.

French Fry Post-it Notes

French Fry Post-it Notes

7 – Post-it Notes

The amount of oil on fries you can write with one on paper anyway. (give it a go!) but if you really are as much of a fan of fries as you say you are you will need some post-it notes shaped like them to write on.

French Fry Pillow

French Fry Pillow

6 – Pillow

If you dream of eating fries all day you need to see a doctor. That is unless you are sleeping on this cushion, then it might be logical.

French Fry Phone

French Fry Phone

5 – Phone

If you are far too busy eating fries to go out the house and get a mobile phone maybe this fries home phone is the one for you! Just a shame it isn’t wireless.

French Fry Car Holder

French Fry Car Holder

4 – Fries Holder

This solves the age old problem of ordering via drive-thru and not being able to eat fries on the way home!

French Fry USB Flash Drive

French Fry USB Flash Drive

3 – Flash Drive

Do people even use flash drives anymore? Well, if the do and they move fries this might well the best gift in the world!

French Fry Maker

French Fry Maker

2 – Maker

Just pop a spud into the container, smash it down, and Voilà! You have lots of homemade fries that can be made very healthy.

French Fry Lip Balm

French Fry Lip Balm

1 – Lip Balm

Do you have sore lips from all that extra salt they add to them? Why not solve that problem with this lip balm that tastes just like fries anyway!

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