You might want to stand back a little bit.
There’s a good chance my head is gonna explode…and probably shoot out enough Toddlers & Tiaras sparkles to mess up both the ceiling and my new spray tan.
I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready for next week’s Return of The Ultimate Pageant Princess Makenzie yet.
Don’t get me wrong. I love me some Makenzie, and can never get enough of her bigger than life personality. No haters here. Going on record saying that…She. Is.. A. Hoot.
But my head is still spinning from Miss Honey Boo-Boo Child Alana, who showed up this week and pretty much scored more news coverage than the Republican Primary.
Between her belly and her two snaps and a circle attitude she has won me over.
Now I don’t know who to vote for.
