They’re Bigger. They’re Badder. And definitely Blingier.
This week, in a move that could only be described as both brilliant and yet terrifying, Anderson Cooper unleashed Costco sized versions of our favorite Toddlers & Tiaras Divas on his studio audience.
In an attempt to put the Pageant Moms through the same over the top metamorphosis that their daughters endure each weekend, my new hero AC sprayed, teased and BeDazzled the Moms into bigger and bolder versions of their moneyyyyyyy making daughters.
The highlight of course, was Honey Boo-Boo Child Alana and her crazy, coupon clipping, Show Your Belly mom, June Shannon.
Sometimes I just love Reality TV so much that I think my head may explode.
I’m gonna need a double shot of Go-Go Juice asap.
“Bitch stole my look.”