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Today’s Smile: How to Hug a Baby

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Instructions for Properly Hugging a Baby (from a dog’s point of view)

1. First, uh, find a baby.

Today’s Smile: How to Hug a Baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques.

Today’s Smile: How to Hug a Baby

3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

Today’s Smile: How to Hug a Baby

4. The “paw slide” = Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

Today’s Smile: How to Hug a Baby

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” to achieve the best photo quality.

Today’s Smile: How to Hug a Baby

h/t Laura!

DCG


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