Instructions for Properly Hugging a Baby (from a dog’s point of view)
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The “paw slide” = Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” to achieve the best photo quality.
h/t Laura!
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