Marketwatch reports that at Walmart, Black Friday is now a five-day event, beginning at midnight online on Thanksgiving and ending on Cyber Monday.
If this trend continues, we suggest retailers consider a new name, so here are…
3 Better Names For Black Friday
1. Excess Chinese-Made Inventory Unloading Week
2. Last Year’s Electronics: Today!
3. Time-To-Mark-Down-The-Prices-You-Didn’t-Notice-Were-Inflated-Month
