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Thursday Funny: Little Johnny Asks Hillary

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Hillary reads to kids in library

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in Iowa to talk about the world. Her talk is followed by a Question and Answer session.

One little boy puts up his hand.

Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” he replies.

“And what is your question, Kenneth?”

“I have three questions, ma’am:
First, what really happened in Benghazi?
Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And, third, whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”

At that moment the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton tells the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question and answer time. Who has a question?”

A different boy puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks what his name is. “Johnny, ma’am.”

“And what is your question, Johnny?”

“I have five questions:
First, what really happened in Benghazi?
Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third, whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And, fifth, where’s Kenneth?”

H/t FOTM’s maziel

Thursday Funny: Little Johnny asks Hillary

All joking aside, it’s not fanciful that little “Kenneth” could be disappeared. Please see:

  • Bombshell: Long-time Clinton associate says he killed people for Bill & Hillary
  • Add one more name to the dead pool… (Peter Schweizer, author of exposé book Clinton Cash: The Untold Story of How and Why Foreign Governments and Businesses Helped Make Bill and Hillary Rich, says he now has “full time security”)

~Éowyn


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