As a massive fan of my blog, you'll know more than anyone that I am passionate and committed to bringing you the latest in leading edged break through innoveightional ultra running solutions.
So when a household brand approached me exclusively to check out their latest toy I almost Strava'd my pants. I had so many questions.
Are you going to pay me?
No.
Are you going to give me free stuff?
No.
Are you going to follow me on twitter?
Maybe, but only for the duration in which you hashtag your worship of our mission
There was only one answer here. I think I got a #FKT on saying "HELL YES!!!!"
Before I blow your mind with this let me paint you a picture.
You are booming off a gnarly segment with 3.4% vert and 12a graded technicalised bogditch. You are ahead of time in gaining record time for the Teddybears Picnic. You need that extra push so you reach into your race vest for some gummy bears (oh the irony). However they slip from your hands as you pull them out. Round and round the garden they go, or straight onto the floor. Now you have no energy to make that final 10ft of climb. If only there was a way of keeping them dry.
Or you are racing along the river. The bouncing is playing havoc on your bowels. It's raining so there are not many people around and you duck behind a hedge and lose the intestinal ball and chain. But you reach into your pocket and pull out a sorry soggy mess of paper. It used to be Kleenex quilted, now wilted. You do the best you can but are now worried about the next checkpoint, worried you'll forget which hand you are not supposed to dip into the cocktail sausages.
Or you are 30 miles into a training run, it's hot, you find a shop and are overjoyed as you remembered to bring a tenner for such an occasion. Disaster! Upon slamming your 2 for £1.50 mountain dews and a couple of Ginsters pasties on the counter your money is greeted with the response "Seriously? I can't accept this. You've been rubbing your ballsack against the Queen's face so hard she now looks like Camilla".
But my friend all of these problems are about to go away. Here it is.
Introducing the Ziplock Sandwich Bag. 100 years of precision engineering that fits right in your pocket.
