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The Rich Kids Of Instagram Are Getting Edgy! Will Someone Throw Them A Bone! Specifically An iPad Encrusted With Dinosaur Bones.

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

CNBC reports that British company Stuart Hughes is offering an iPad for about $8 million U.S., encrusted with diamonds, which can be viewed here.

From the Stuart Hughes description of the iPad 2 Gold History edition write-up:

“However to make this masterpiece even more individual, sections of a 65 million year old T-REX Dinosaur’s thigh bone was splintered and then shaved into the Ammolite…”

Yes, you read that right. Diamonds are forever, but if you can’t cover every inch of the device with diamonds, dinosaur bones are pretty close to forever, if you don’t believe they belong in museums.

3 Places We Also Don’t Want To See Dinosaur Bones

1. Pizza Hut’s next stuffed crust pizza.

2. KFC “Bone-in” wings.

3. In the mouth of Godzilla, who presumably could kick dinosaur butt, on December 21, 2012, because the world is not ending that day, and we will not allow some non-scientist monster to disprove our thesis by roaring through their giant reptilian mouth.


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