I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now.
I haven’t been very well. Didn’t see that coming.
Without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. November 8th 2014 – A man with large knees but low self-esteem will swim The Atlantic. Non Stop. Underwater. He will be venerated by all and held up as a role model for today’s feckless youth.
2. May 24 2015 - Scotland votes for independence from the UK.
3. December 25 2015 - Lance Armstrong will marry his crack pipe in a small, family only affair in Las Vegas.
“MESSAGES FROM THE OTHER SIDE……”
Mary, Banbury;
You left the tin of peas on the bus
Alexi, Minsk;
You’ll find the pencil in the bread bin
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Agreed!
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….
