The Four Rules of Gun Safety

They are variously attributed, but usually written just like this.
1st - The Gun Is Always Loaded!
2nd - Never Point The Gun At Something You Are Not Prepared To Destroy!
3rd - Always Be Sure Of Your Target And What Is Behind It!
4th - Keep Your Finger Off The Trigger Until Your Sights Are On The Target!
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