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The Erection of Barack Obama

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

We really must be in the end days.

The President of the United States gives Americans the finger, and picks his nose in public.

Obama gives America the finger

Obama picks nose

The First Lady of the United States scratches her crotch (see “First Lady of Itchy Crotch“) and, while delivering a speech at the National Governors’ Conference in the White House, lets snot drip from her nose for a full 10+ minutes. (See “First Lady of Snot”)

First Lady of Snot

Now, I discovered a video showing the President of the United States with a boner.

I kid you not.

EYE BLEACH ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The blurry video, with “CNN” imprinted on it, was uploaded to YouTube on Feb. 21, 2009.

The video clip begins with Obama inside a small commercial airplane. He’s dressed casually, in an open-collar white shirt, no tie, and dark trousers. Since it’s not Air Force One, my guess is the video was taken sometime during the 2008 presidential campaign season.

The video begins with Obama standing at the front of the cabin aisle in full view of the other passengers, talking on a mobile phone.

For some reason, he twirls around, first clockwise, then counter clockwise. At the 0:14 mark, a female voice (a reporter?) can be heard calling from among the passengers: ” . . . Check it out!”

The video next shows Barack Obama with what appears to be an erection (0:15 mark):

Obama boner

After which, instead of sitting down in a seat so as to conceal his erection, Obama puts his left foot on a passenger seat, his boner still plainly visible. (0:16 mark)

Obama boner1

Sound of females laughing in the cabin, and Obama saying, “No flashing.”

More laughter.

Then Obama moves to his right so that his crotch is now blocked by the back of a front row seat. But the Caucasian man in that seat must have had an eyeful.

The video clip repeats itself beginning at 0:41. Pay particular attention at the 0:15 and 0:51 marks.

Some of the commenters on YouTube, male and female, offer to perform fellatio on Obama, the President of the United States.

I am so utterly ashamed for my country . . . .

H/t BirtherReport commenter ACisAC

~Éowyn


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