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The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Saying The Same S#*! For Sixteen Seasons. What You Missed All Those Years…In Under 2 Minutes.

By Danthatscool @DanScontras

 The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Saying The Same S#*! For Sixteen Seasons. What You Missed All Those Years…In Under 2 Minutes.

And then there were two.

Our boy Ben Flajnik has finally, painfully trimmed the herd down to just two potential brides.

Courtney Robertson and Lindzi Cox.

The Final Two.

Lindzi…who was no doubt intentionally misspelled by a Mom filled with aspirations that her baby girl might some day rule the crazy Toddlers & Tiaras Circuit.

And Courtney…who is just plain Cra-Cra crazy…and was apparently born to be the cover girl  for every magazine ever found in every hair salon waiting room in the Free World.

But just in case you may have had a job, or a life, and missed any of this season or the 15 that came before it…I give you 2 minutes to catch up.

Two minutes.

Everything you ever missed.

Literally.

As Ben emotionally proclaimed as he sent Nicki packing:  ”I cried a little bit today, I’m not gonna lie.”

Dude.  You’re not the only one.


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