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The Apple Juice Maneuver

By Friday23

I am a sick old man.
I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.

 
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

 

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

 

‘And how are we doing this morning’,

Or ‘Are we ready for a bath’, or ‘Are we hungry ?’
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.

 

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. 

 

So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
‘My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. ‘
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, ‘Well, I’ll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.’

 

DON’T MESS WITH ‘OLD’ PEOPLE

 


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