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Ten Very Smelly Cats That Have Just Broken Wind

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10
Ten Very Smelly Cats That Have Just Broken WindTen Very Smelly Cats That Have Just Broken Wind

You know when a dog breaks wind because they will often run away from their own farts. But a cat is more secretive when it comes to bottom gas and will often just pull a funny face. While I can’t be sure, I think these are at least ten of the faces you need to look out for on your cats…


Ten Very Smelly Cats That Have Just Broken Wind


Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: back blast, Odor bubble, Anal exhale, Grunt, Rectal turbulence, Vent one, Air biscuit, Puff the Magic Dragon, Putt-putt, Sphincter whistle

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Anal acoustics, Step on a duck, slider, Let each bean be heard, Buster, Wallop, Benchwarmer, Fanny frog, Release the hounds, Pewie, Booty bomb

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Cheeser, Boom-boom, Pootsa, Poof-poof, O-ring oboe, Roast the jockeys, Butt dumpling, Steam-press your pants, Let one go, Fecal fume

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Nasty cough, Bark, Doing the two cheek sneak, Booty belch, Flapper, Hottie, Butt percussion, Brown haze, Free speech, Lean mean bean machine

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Tushy tickler, Barn burner, Saluting my shorts, One-man brass band, Blat, Release a squeaker, Squeaker, Gas master, Sphincter song, Emptying the tank

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Poop gas, Bake an air biscuit, Blow mud, Brown thunder, Rectal shout, Ripple, Orchestra practice, Trunk bunk, Tootsie, Heinie hiccup

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Stink bomb, Let one rip, Breath of fresh air, Butt burp, Pop a fluffy, Funky roller, Tail wind, Party in your pants, Eggy, Airbrush the boxers

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Painting the elevator, Butt tuba, Honk, The toothless one speaks, Mouse on a motorcycle, Bomber, Steamer, Spitter, Playing the tuba, Crack a rat

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms:Jockey burner, Death breath, False pooper, Cut one, Back-end blowout, Butt trauma, Flipper, Let the beans out, Honker, Float an air biscuit

Cat That Has Just Broken Wind
Cat That Has Just Broken Wind

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Ten Fart Euphemisms: Butt trumpet, Belching clown, Fog slicer, Mud duck, Jet power, Break the sound barrier, Sphincter siren, Colon bowlin’, Moon gas, Power puff


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