Not before time
A little while ago the editor of a well-known online tech magazine tweeted a question about the ugliest kind of wearable technology. Several times I tweeted the response ‘a gun’ – only to delete it out of fear of a response from some NRA advocate or a visit from some kind of ‘munitions bot’ to my Twitter feed. Today, I am pleased to say that I fear no such response as I announce the arrival of altogether innocuous wearable technology.
After the success of their ‘I thought as much’ search engine (which validates any prejudice typed into the search box) those pranksters at the multi-coloured giant which ‘is not evil’ have been at it again. They have teamed up with Bible giants eweversion to devise a product just perfect for the Christian community. Users perplexed by what they see around them – whether news events, meteorological conditions or unusual behaviour, can type what they see into the search box of I-told-you-so, and find Biblical evidence for what they see. Users can select a preference on sliders from left to right, conservative to liberal and traditional to modern before beginning their search.
Not to be outdone in the march towards wearable technology, this new facility comes pre-installed in spectacular eyewear for the religiously fashion-conscious. This new piece of kit: fully activated integral thought headware is available in a number of styles to suit denominational and traditional preference:
Conservative evangelical
Antipodean charismatic
Baptist
Readers keen to express an interest can do so today via the comments box below, but may need to wait until after April 1st to place their order.
