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Rule #32 – Curious? Don’t Ask.

By Don Mega
Rule #32 – Curious? Don’t Ask.

Are you...you know...??

Never…….Ever……Under any circumstance……Ever……And I mean, EVER……Never……Ever……Even if you think you’re pretty sure……DON’T……Ever……By any means……Under any circumstance……On any account……In any situation……For any reason……Ever……NEVER……In any way……EVER……No matter what……No matter who……For any reason……Unless you are absolutely completely sure……

And I mean 100% positive……

Should you ever……

Make that 200% certain……

Unless you know……

Without a shadow of a doubt……

Should you ever……

Ask.

A woman.

If she’s pregnant!


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