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• Bearded Lady

  

  This morning a hunched over old lady with a beard came through my line. I'm not talking about a little bit of hair, it wasn't as thick but it was as long as... Read more

  The 14 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression

• Do You Guys Sell Cigarettes?

  

  A kid comes in high as a kite, and I love how there's a cop right behind him. When they first walked in I thought they were together.I'm standing behind the... Read more

  The 09 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression

• Next Register Please

  

  So this just baffles me. In my store there are 4 registers. At night we only use 1. I'll be standing at one and the other 3 out of the 4 have this sign. Read more

  The 23 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression

• Snooki on My Intercom

  

  I'm not one to spend much time on Facebook, I'll just quickly check it on my iPhone every once in a while. However a week or 2 ago I was reading a friends statu... Read more

  The 14 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression

• How 'bout Some Fries Wih That Shake?

  

  Like many stores, ours sells little paper placards for different charities throughout the year. You pay either $1 or $5, and we give you a little paper card to... Read more

  The 03 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression

• The Power Tool Fetish

  

  I’m not a fan of the glorified torture chambers we call dental surgeries, let me explain….After reading The Toothache Stimulation you can understand why I had t... Read more

  The 03 March 2012 by   Dynamicreality
  Humor,  Satire,  Self Expression

• Artichokes...My Weapon of Choice.

  

  In my line of work, you'd never think you'd have to contemplate what your weapon of choice would be if you needed to arm yourself in the grocery store. When... Read more

  The 02 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression

• The Toothache Stimulation

  

  Its been a very busy day….Pain receptors have been firing at me all day long with little or no let up….I hate toothache!!!It started this afternoon when a... Read more

  The 02 March 2012 by   Dynamicreality
  Humor,  Satire,  Self Expression

• Joan

  One of my first posts Why just eat the candy bar when the wrapper is the best part? talked about a lady who I now know as a regular. For obvious privacy... Read more

  The 17 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression

• Can't Live Without Chocolate

  A white lady and a black guy come up to my register. They were buying condoms and Reese's. The lady said "I can't live without chocolate" I wonder was she... Read more

  The 15 March 2012 by   Mjstoner
  Satire,  Self Expression