Progress Report on Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.

I was interrupted in my dolphin-watching at my sumptuous hotel at Diamond Head  by  a call from Marv Nicholson who was in a funk over Patient's condition. Apparently Patient had tried a new-fangled form of weed and was hallucinating that he was on the International Space Station with astronaut Mark Kelly. That nonsense was quickly terminated with a large shot of Ativan in patient's scrawny right buttock--- Dictated by S.H. Rink M.D.