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Progress Notes for Patient 540463: OBAMA, Barack H.

Posted on the 11 April 2014 by Hughvw
4/11/2014.  I had a minor meltdown myself a couple days ago,  in sheer frustration at trying to get tmoron to achieve the slightest understanding of his psyche. Mrs. Rink called in the guys with white jackets which was a wise move as I was able to spend a night away from the endless demands of The Patient and his monstrous ego and I was able to open up to another psychiatrist who prescribed a mild sedative to insure that I had a good night's sleep. I was even able to leave in time to see my first patients in my consulting rooms. After the antics of The Patient these routine minor nincompoops came as a welcome relief. When the inevitable call came later from Valerie Jarrett summoning me to the People's House I was in excellent shape again. I proceeded to the private apartment where patient was seemingly asleep on the hideous brown sofa."Look Into my eyes, look into my eyes!" I commanded him. "When I snap my fingers you will wake immediately feeling refreshed and revitalized."  I had successfully reawakened his trance ---Dictated by Dr S.H. Rink, M.D.

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