With the timely use of Ativan, I have brought Patient back under control after his idiotic use of Shatter {butane-dissolved cannabis oil}. Meanwhile, Valerie Jarrett is being flown here at Mrs. Patient's behest, to keep patient in line. It is deeply alarming that someone so paranoid should have his finger on the nuclear trigger. We have to hope that the Pentagon's top brass have prepared a detailed Plan B coup d'etat, should one be required. --Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.
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