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People of Walmart: The I’m-Delusional Edition

By Eowyn

None of us sees our self to be what we really are or how others see us. There’s always a gap between our self-image and reality. But the gap for these Walmartians is Grand Canyonesque.

People of Walmart: The I’m-Delusional Edition

Ever seen an obese python snake in nature?

People of Walmart: The I’m-Delusional Edition

Do you want to kiss these legs?

People of Walmart: The I’m-Delusional Edition

Alas, only one of the two words is true.

People of Walmart: The I’m-Delusional Edition

A legend in his own mind

People of Walmart: The I’m-Delusional Edition

No thanks!

People of Walmart: The I’m-Delusional Edition

So delusional, it’s sad….

User-submitted photos of Walmart shoppers from across the US. Courtesy peopleofwalmart.com.

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~Eowyn


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