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Oilman: Oil Prices Will Go Up

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Reuters reports that oilman T. Boone Pickens reports that oil prices will go up to $100 a barrel by 2016. This revises earlier comments he made that it would reach that price this year.

3 Sarcastic Comments About This Story

1. “Just like when Donald Trump predicts real estate prices will go up – must be true!”

2. “In other news, the size of oil barrels will go up 500% by 2016.”

3. “Oil prices will go up, or just like when I recently got it wrong, they will do whatever they say the next time the media asks for my opinion on what oil prices will do. p.s. Wanna buy some oil, I have nowhere to store all this stuff?”


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