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Of Sex Shoes and Butt Cheeks

By Mamawithflavor @MaWithFlavor
I know I am not the hottest chick on the blog block...but I know some of you kind folk are keeping me in your thoughts and it's much appreciated, thank you.  The husband is OK and we're steadily approaching the halfway point. I've been busy trying to stay busy and not go crazy.
For example, today I went from searching through sex toy sites for the perfect sexy shoe, yes shoes and nothing else..today. The sex toy shops had some interesting choices, however, my fingers seemed to wonder to Neimen Marcus's site.....and I found the perfect shoe, only this shoe is 2 sizes too big. I know there are women out there who are willing to risks their balance for the perfect shoe, but I am too clumsy and have way too many kids to falling on my face and end up with more concussions than Deon Sanders in his '49ers hey day. So I went to another site suggested by a friend. It's an outlet site and has EVERYTHING...I am in love and have found the perfect shoe. I shall reveal this shoe when the photos are done....you may see a bit of butt cheek....but the shoes are hot. Oh let me explain the butt cheeks..
The hookah shoes are for my husband's Father's Day present. A many a posts back I mentioned that I was going to have boudoir photos shot again and that's what I am preparing for right now. I am excited and I really need to do something crazy and daring. I love my babies to death, but doing kid friendly things all day everyday is driving me nuts! So I need to mix in a little crazy...because I am a lil cray cray.
I never in million years would think I would dedicate a whole blog post about sex shoes and butt cheeks. Well, one more item off my bucket list me thinks...
Love you all!!! Hope everyone's well

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