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Now I Have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of My Pineapple Obsession.

By Midlifemargaritas @mdlifemargarita

Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.

One of my posts is getting 100’s of hits a day and it’s hysterical! I wrote a piece about  how pineapples aren’t just a symbol of hospitality. They are rumored to be the symbol of SWINGERS too! lol Yep, you know, couples who swap partners? Uh huh. Speechless? Me too! lol In case you haven’t read the original post, read it here:

Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

Let me make this clear though, I AM NOT A SWINGER. Can’t believe I have to disclaim that. Nothing against swingers, but who has the time? Who has the energy? I mean since Netflix came along we don’t even go to the actual movies anymore because it’s so much more convenient to sit on the couch and watch a movie. How in the world would we muster up the energy to plan a swinger date with another couple? We can’t even plan a normal dinner date with friends! lol

But seriously, hundreds of hits a day? The searches come up like this: “swinger”, “pineapple”, “dirty girl”, “pineapple sex”…lol And they all lead to my blog!

So I just want to give a shoutout to my Swinger fans. I wonder if any of you are midlife swingers? How DO you have the energy?

So Let me end with this funny little clip from the show “Bob’s Burgers”. A show my KIDS watch! lol Swinger Episode:


Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.
Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.
Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.
Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.

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