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My Ex-Husband

By Loulubell @whyimsigleloulu
 Did you know that I was married once? I didn't know this either. But apparently 2jim has informed me of this. And unfortunately the romance couldn't last forever and now we are divorced. This is how 2jim explains it:
2jim: After a rigorous overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Jim

PS. You can keep the house, as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.

PPS. I didn't see anything in your profile about your tree climbing skills. On a 1-10 scale, your tree climbing skills are ___? 

I don't know what my tree climbing skills have to do with anything, but apparently this is information men want to know about. So women, update your profiles PRONTO. I also never gave him his CD's back. 

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