Just how stupid are Americans?
Consider exactly how idiotic your average Moronican is. Now consider that they may well have graduated from a public high school. What precisely did they learn in those 12 years of school anyway? Anything at all? Nothing? If people graduating from 12 grades of education without knowing their ass form a hole in the ground, why did we even bother spending the money to educate them in the first place?
It’s kind of nice to meet a college graduate, but some of them are stupid too. A friend of mine had a BA from Cal State Long Beach. A BA in what, I have no idea. In 1988, I asked him who he was voting for, and he said, “Reagan?” I told him Reagan wasn’t running (it was Dukakis versus Bush), and he was surprised. The Presidential election had been going for a long time, Ray Gun had been out of office for months, and this fool didn’t have the foggiest idea. I met a Mexican-American college graduate (criminology degree) who got mad at me when I told him that Hispanics were a mixture of White and Indian. He said that wasn’t true. In fact, they were pure Indian. Or something. Or whatever.
I had a Black girlfriend once. She had a BA, but it was in Homemaking. You can get a BA in that? She was taking some courses at a junior college, and she was so dumb that I had to write her papers for her. She wouldn’t understand my papers, and she would get mad at me and rip up the papers.
Half the time I start a conversation with someone and it quickly ends. They don’t have the foggiest idea what I am talking about. That does not compute! I start to explain, and they get annoyed or their eyes glaze over. “Moron alert!” Screams my brain.
