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Manny Saunders to Visit Pats

By Kipper @pghsportsforum
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/sta...92585292148736
"Steelers RFA WR Emmanuel Sanders visiting Patriots today. Pats could sign him to offer sheet that cap-strapped Steelers struggle to match."
Here are ten ways the Patriots could make me happy:
1. Die in a fire
2. Die in a collapsing stadium
3. Devise a time machine and book out that first gala voyage on the RMS Titanic
4. Pass around a mutative STD courtesy of Giselle
5. Use the time machine principal to go and stand under the Hindenburg
6. Organise a firing squad and then stand in front of it
7. Form a Human Centipede with a leper in position A
8. Go bobbing for apples in a piranha tank
9. Die
10. Just die

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