Why don’t you teach your son not to litter? – as-yet-unidentified pig
It seems appropriate to close out this bizarre year by sharing with you a full-length episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, made while the show which was still on the air, which is entirely about Birdseye frozen peas. It was provided by Jesse Walker, who also gave us “laws”; the other links above the video are from Rick Horowitz (“faking”), Tim Cushing (“protect”), Tushy Galore (“wrong” and “ever”), Scott Greenfield (“never”), and Dave Krueger (“together”).
- Stop faking!
- Pigs will be pigs.
- To protect and serve.
- What could possibly go wrong?
- “Never” really does mean “never”.
- Not for ANY reason. None at all. Not ever.
- Because laws are more important than people.
- R.I.P. George Michael, Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds.
- Government is just a word for the things we choose to do together.
From the Archives
- Swallowing government “sex trafficking” propaganda makes you its stooge.
- Everyone hurries to cash in on “sex trafficking” hysteria before it collapses.
- Positive portrayals of whores are becoming more common in video games.
- Is there anything narrower and meaner than the mind of a prison official?
- In Mozambique, sex workers have been trained as peer health educators.
- Sadistic Irish judges rob whores, give their money to our worst enemies.
- State charity, cops, punctuation, stupid PSAs, KFC, kangaroos and more.
- A rare example of criminalization blowing up in the faces of “authorities”.
- Local “authorities” only wanted to charge rapists with “accepting bribes”.
- Sacramento classifies women as passive objects, but pretends it doesn’t.
- Ethics, cops, obsolete industries, George Clayton Johnson & much more.
- Cops don’t like non-cops poaching on what they consider their territory.
- Nobody would believe North Dakota was a “hub”, so now it’s a “funnel”.
- Why do actors presume to judge sexual minorities they play on screen?
- I’ll just point out that sex work is an “amusement & recreation service”.
- More than 67% of the inmates of Nepalese orphanages aren’t orphans.
- As I predicted in 2012, “sex trafficking” hysteria is starting to collapse.
- For once, outsiders recognize anti-whore douchebaggery for what it is.
- The Open Society Foundation backs an anti-criminalization campaign.
- Remember, kids, the Swedish model eliminates “human trafficking”!
- Another attempt to abrogate women’s control over our own bodies.
- Do they really think a basket of ham & bog rolls will replace a job?
- Pro-decriminalization articles are becoming much more common.
- Cops aren’t charging these kids only because there are so many.
- A retrospective of my columns from December 2011 and 2012.
- The continuing crusade to treat “sex offenders” as subhuman.
- Maybe someone should tell them the AJWS supports decrim?
- Missouri wants to felonize the posting of ordinary escort ads.
- Anti-trans people just can’t get their minds out of the toilet.
- What’s that, Asstoon? “Real men don’t buy girls”, you say?
- Reporter talks to escorts who use the German hooker app.
- Previous columns for New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day.
- Canada’s new prostitution law explained with Lego.
- These articles are even more common in Canada.
- America’s fascist statism is indeed a religion.
- This is not anything remotely like “news”.
- Rapist cops of the week, 2014 and 2015.
- The murder of sex worker Daria Pionko.
- Tara Burns on sex work in Alaska.
- Fake “child sex trafficking” spam.
- What a difference a year makes!
- A deeply silly “study” of porn.
- Video game “addiction”.
- Recognize the rhetoric?
- R.I.P. Madame Claude.
- Legal is as legal does.
