People just have to accept that they live in Norway and it will snow. – Per Kristian Klausen
Today is the 15th anniversary of my boob job; however, I decided not to have a birthday party for them, because that would be weird (I’ll wait until their Sweet 16 next year). And speaking of “weird” and “tits”, Rachel Bloom is getting married today; I’m commemorating it by posting one of her more delightfully deranged videos. The first video is also pretty weird, but it’s an actual lawyer commercial contributed by Rick Horowitz (who also gave us everything above it). The links between the videos were provided by Mike Siegel (“fowl” and “one”), David Ley (“nuns”), Grace (“state”), Jasper Gregory (“Bangles”), Wendy Lyon (“expect”), and Jesse Walker (“franchise”).
- He was just exploring his feelings.
- You know, officer safety and all.
- Retroactive criminalization.
- Fowl play.
- Bureaucracy at work.
- A lesbian nun sex gang.
- THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
- This week in your police state.
- The Bangles would’ve been in big trouble.
- What did they expect the cops to do about it?
- The last franchise milked this hard was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
From the Archives
- Cops, cats, cards, Craigslist, confessions, Cohen, carnivores, Cthulhu, cosmos, cannabis, robot restaurants, fungal sex and the vertical pole.
- I’m so deeply frustrated that I’m having twisted fantasies and have grown to hate women; could an escort help me get my head straight?
- Pigs, cats, bears, rats, dogs, supervillainy, surveillance, Sweden and shipping.
- Florida wants to prove it can harass strip clubs as much as Texas does.
- Judge says tricking women into sex is OK because James Bond does it.
- Africa produces the most ridiculous anti-whore rhetoric outside the US.
- Looks like the Philippines is moving toward British-type legalization.
- What do I do if my husband calls escorts every time he does coke?
- Susie Bright on how prosecutorial incentives spawn abominations.
- Every religion has a creed; the “trafficking” cult is no exception.
- The transformation of “illegal aliens” into “sex trafficking rings”.
- A bizarre soup of Christian, neofeminist & police state dogma.
- Attempt to crucify 2 men for standing on wrong side of a line.
- Public choice theory explains the behavior of all large groups.
- “9 Reasons Why a Man Should Never Go Down on a Woman”.
- Researcher “discovers” men prefer to fuck attractive women.
- A study comparing the health of whores to that of amateurs.
- Canadian men arrested for the “crime” of talking about sex.
- A new rescue industry moneymaker: “sex trafficking” tours!
- Prohibitionists claim repressive laws “protect” sex workers.
- Another mainstream magazine supports decriminalization.
- “Elizabeth Starr fears her banned boob job will kill her“.
- UK police chiefs denounce sex work policing as a mess.
- Another feel-good law which will help virtually nobody.
- A rather peculiar article about sex workers in Malawi.
- Is there anything a woman can take to climax faster?
- Smoking Smarties, nose maggots and other silliness.
- Another courtesan who became a fictional character.
- European Parliament embraces the Swedish model.
- A long, thorough denunciation of the Soho pogrom.
- Anti-gay lawyer “sex traffics” her own daughter.
- Tall tales about technology and “sex trafficking”.
- Cheryl Overs: “A Good Year for Red Umbrellas”.
- Melissa Gira Grant: “The War on Sex Workers”.
- Never call the cops for any reason whatsoever.
- Dr. Brooke Magnanti debunks “porn addiction”.
- A distorted statist view of prostitution history.
- A holier-than-thou rock music radio station.
- Lawyer disbarred for billing a client for sex.
- Defending scoundrels to protect everyone.
- Reason mocks criminalization of cuddling.
- More criminalization of consensual sex.
- A sex workers’ cooperative in Ibiza.
- Ed Bagley accepted a plea bargain.
- In which I am inundated by spam.
- Wisconsin cops infiltrate P411.
- The legacy of Roe vs. Wade.
- Cops bust webcam “ring”.
- Sex, Lies and Audiotapes.
- Rapist cop of the week.
- Porn moves to Vegas.
- Sex work studies.
- Sex rays!
