He only slapped his wife in the face, which led to her crashing into the headboard, which led to her calling the police, which led to him being arrested for battery. Not much is worse than a 100-game suspension for steroids, but domestic violence sort of beats it, hands down. You know, I was always amused by Manny on the baseball field – probably because he was (thankfully) never a Yankee, so I never had to endure his shenanigans. Now? Just sort of disgusted by him. Good riddance, assclown. But as a farewell, let's just watch this video one more time:
