The Interview:
Miss. Interviewer: ZOMG IZ SO NICE TO MEET YOUR FACE
Me: I feel this is a completely inappropriate way to begin a job interview
Miss. Interviewer: How is your thoughts on world politics and something about weather sexual inuendo?
Me: I have no idea what you are saying, but I will smile and make that noise at the back of my throat that indicates slight discomfort.
Miss. Interviewer: OKAY we are gonna get down to it! So do you know all these things that you’ve never heard of before?
Me: No.
Miss. Interviewer: Okay. So I’m assuming you know all these other things.
Me: No, no I don’t know those either.
Miss. Interviewer: ……
Me: I can google them.
Miss. Interviewer: It was SO NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY.
One Week Later…..
Dear AG,
It was great to meet you and discuss the position you were not at all qualified for in more detail. Thank you so much for your interest in YouWastedOurTime, Inc and for taking the time to meet. It provided for some good laughs once you left. We made oragami out of your resume and cover letter because, as it turns out, that’s all it was good for. I am writing to inform you that after an extended search of people who actually know what they’re doing , we have decided to go with another better candidate.Again, thank you for your interest, but that’s time I’ll never get back. And we wish you much luck in your job search.Best regards,T.(Yes, that is how she signed it.)Best wishes, all,A
