Kraft foods issued a press release today entitled “JELL-O to Save the World From Mayan Apocalypse.”
The company suggests it will:
“…try to save the world from the Mayan-predicted apocalypse by appeasing the gods with an unexpected and fun offering of delicious JELL-O Pudding.”
3 Other Food Items We Hope Aren’t Necessary To Prevent A Mayan Apocalypse
1. Twinkies. It would be indeed bad timing if financially troubled Hostess Brands decided to stop Twinkies right at the time the gods reveal that they will only be appeased by that snack product, and no other will suffice.
2.Fla-Vor-Ice. We wonder if this product would be hard to find in Minneapolis on the first day of winter. However even if it is available to sacrifice to the Mayans, if their apocalypse involves any fire, we would worry this item would melt, and the Mayans would not be appeased by a piece of plastic full of flavored liquid.
3. McRib. McDonald’s is announcing that McRib is back, just as the Mayan apocalypse is approaching. Coincidence? We hope that this product is not necessary to prevent the Mayan apocalypse, because when people dedicate an entire web site to find McRib, we question whether they will be willing to give them up in the event pudding doesn’t appease the gods Kraft was talking about.
