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Posted on the 21 April 2011 by Mikeb302000
Via Daisy's Dead Air:
Houston Police Dept probing how kindergartner brought gun to school
Five-year-old Jarneshia Broussard was eating her lunch, a hot dog and beans, with her kindergarten class Tuesday when she heard a loud "pop" in the Ross Elementary School cafeteria.
The little girl at first thought a light blew out. Then she recognized the sound.
"I knew it was a gun because a gun goes 'pow,' " she said. "I got really scared."
A loaded pistol had dropped from the pants pocket of a 6-year-old male classmate and discharged, slightly injuring him and two other pupils in the legs or feet, officials said.
Really?  The Houston PD is "probing" how this happened? 
Let ol' Jade tell you how this happened.  It happened 'cause gunloon parents with the mental capacity of commercially-raised poultry had their NRA, God-given guns lying around the house.
Please send $5000 consulting fee to jadegold2000@yahoo.com.

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