Time reports that men visiting Saudi Arabia have been deported for being “too handsome!”
3 People Who Will Never Be Deported For Being Too Handsome
1. The captain of the college table tennis team who is totally sleeping with your girlfriend. And totally a citizen of your country. Thanks to you coaching him at table tennis and at citizenship tests. You really don’t have good luck, do you?
2. Former American pro-wrestler “Handsome” Johnny Barend. We don’t know how handsome he was, but we do know that he unfortunately is deceased, making deportation unlikely.
3. New York Islanders mascot, Sparky the Dragon. Whether you think this mascot is “handsome” or “ugly” one thing is certain: the Islanders are moving to Brooklyn, which if the mascot gets to go along can’t qualify as a “deportation” in our books! However, at Barclays Center, even an ugly mascot will look better than the silly sub-optimal-for-hockey-seating-chart!
