Er, but not a word to the 'Memsahib', this is strictly between you and me! However, you will already know of my deep and abiding love for MDS (My Darling Sarah) but now my love has achieved the impossible by rising to even greater heights. Well, be honest, what's not to love about a woman who, alas, metaphorically, just kicked Piers Morgan smack in the goolies? On his TV show, Morgan has been going all shrill and shrieky about gun-owners in America and presumably in an effort to pep up his campaign he invited MDS, a regular gun-totin' gal, onto his show. According to the Mail, she responded with a photograph of a dead bear she had recently shot over which was scrawled the message "Piers, kind of busy right now". Oh, God, I love that woman!
Warning! Already I can sense my e-pal, 'Able', scrabbling to reach his keyboard to remind me of what he would no doubt describe as my officious, and now hypocritical, reprimand against rifle hunters that I issued a few weeks ago. So, yes, I admit it, 'Able', I am a hypocrite but, in my defence I would remind you that when it comes to 'hot crumpet' we're all hypocrites and, to paraphrase, 'let him who is without sin be first to discharge the shot! Anyway, who-ever sticks it to Morgan gets my vote!
