Before we dive into the juicy instructional steps of how to become a bartender, I have to ask you, Mr./Ms. aspiring bartender, how did you happen to arrive here?
And I don't mean to this site or this article? I mean, what has been going through your head in the past few days or weeks which has led you to a decision that bartending might be the life for you?
Sorry to pry, but if we are going to head down this path together, I want to do it holding hands.
Are you fed up with your current situation and want to make a shitload of money bartending? Or are you simply a young go-getter who is entering the real job world and wants to make a shitload of money bartending?
Or maybe you're tired of your old job and want to start a new career making a shitload of money bartending.
Or perhaps you're a complete drunkard who figures if you can drink as professionally as you do, then you must be able to help others do the same, in which case you may not even remember how you got here because you're too drunk to remember.
Occupational hazard, as they say.
Whatever the case may be, I want to know, because this could be a life-changing moment for you and I want to be there cheering you on...with a glass of Whistle Pig Rye swirling in my right hand.
Here's the truth, I do not take teaching people how to become bartenders lightly.
And I don't offer any of the lame, timid advice you find on the Web like "Step 1: Make sure you bring your bartending tools to work" and "Step 2: Come to work with your clothes neatly pressed."
Thanks, Guy-Who-Knows-Nothing-About-How-to-Become-a-Bartender-But-Wrote-an-Article-on-it-Anyway! That's some real insightful, top-secret advice you got going on there.
We don't need your passive article that gives no information, save common sense shit like, "make sure to wear pants or you'll be working in your underwear".
People are looking for REAL instruction. That's why you're here, right?
Good, because it excites me to see people succeed and make big money in an area they never thought they could.
In fact, it gives me tiny tinglies all through my lower region.
What you need to know going into this is that out of all the aspiring bartenders I've helped, do you want to know what it takes to become a bartender quickly? It's not what you think, or maybe it is, but you'd be a rare breed.
Here's the secret: the students who ones who make it are the ones who draw a line in the sand and make a decision that they are going to succeed no matter what. It's really that simple, which is why that's the side we focus on the most, and the side that all other schools and courses fail to address.
We use that conviction to set goals, make a plan, get prepared and nail the interview. The skills are necessary, but only one cog in the machine.
So here's the deal: in order for us to become friends and for you to become a rock star bartender, you need to have a rock star mindset. You need to draw your line and get excited.
But of course, we can get into all of that later as we build our relationship and we provide you the roadmap and plan you came searching for when you stumbled (perhaps drunkenly) on to my site.
Then we can talk and you can tell me all about your aspirations and goals, and in your inebriated state you can tell me how much "you love me, man!"
So if you're really serious about becoming a bartender and want to invest in yourself (like the most successful people do), then come on in.
Let's have a toast. I am here to help in any way I can.
It's not just the skills that get you the job, it's all the rest, and I'm the only one teaching it out of all the schools and online courses out there, which is why my book sits at #1, and which is why the new course, TheRealBarCourse is THE course for helping you achieve your goal as quickly as possible so you can make some big bucks.
For those of you not stumbling across the course for the first time, it is 10x more powerful than the book, like King Kong on crack. And heroin. It has an entire library of videos and templates and when the course is delivered to your doorstep it comes with a small kitten.
Ok, just kidding. The course isn't delivered to your doorstep. This is the 21st century. You have to download your kitten.
If you want a taste of the course so you can get a taste of what's in store for you, enter your information below and I will provide you with the Introduction, which is 17 pages long and will give you a feel for what I have in store for you if you choose to enter my Jedi ninja sharks with lasers on their heads bartending academy (not the real name but it sounds fucking awesome, doesn't it?).
To download the Introduction to TheRealBarCourse, simply provide your social security number and bank routing account numbers and I'll send you your free download immediately.
No? Fine. You're such a killjoy.
Enter your email and I will send it to your inbox immediately.
I hope to see you on the other side.
Cheers, until next time,
The RB
